By the way, the award for understatement of the year goes to that last sentence.
Of course, if it were really my 23, I'd use some players who didn't even make the 30-man squad. So for this list I'm limiting myself to the players took to camp. Here we go:
Goalkeepers: Robert Green, Joe Hart and David James
I would start Green or Hart. Never, under any circumstances, must David James see the field in South Africa. His nickname is "Calamity." He is a goalkeeper. Do the math. This is obviously a weak spot for England. I mean, Old Red Face even had the nerve to say Ben Foster, who was United's third-choice goalkeeper before being sold, was the best in the country.
New nickname alert: Sir Alex Ferguson = Old Red Face. I mean, look at him.
Picture from The Final Third.Aww, his face almost matches his tie! You have to love him.
Defenders: Ashley Cole, Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Glen Johnson, Leighton Baines, Ledley King and Jamie Carragher
I really did want to include Michael Dawson, but Jamie Carragher provides cover as both a central defender and a right back. That means I can drop Dawson for another inexperienced player.
Midfielders: Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Aaron Lennon, Theo Walcott, Gareth Barry, Michael Carrick, Joe Cole, James Milner and Adam Johnson
I like including Adam Johnson because he's a creative and skillful player who can come on for a 30-minute spell and change the game. I know he's inexperienced, but if I had to take a risk on someone, it would be him. This is also assuming Barry is healthy. If he isn't, I'd take Tom Huddlestone.
Forwards: Wayne Rooney, Peter Crouch, Jermaine Defoe and Emile Heskey
I would take these four forwards, but, barring injury, I'd only play Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney. Defoe and Heskey are strictly cover.
Here's my starting line-up for the game against the United States:
Green
Johnson-Ferdinand-Terry-Cole
Lennon-Lampard-Barry-Gerrard
Rooney
Crouch
Just for kicks, I'll include my predictions for the actual 23:
GK: Green, Hart, James
Def: A. Cole, Ferdinand, Terry, Johnson, Upson, Carragher, King, Baines
Mid: Gerrard, Lampard, Lennon, Walcott, Barry, J. Cole, Carrick and Milner
Fwd: Rooney, Heskey, Defoe and Crouch
